If you're pooping like a rookie, pooping like a benchwarmer, or pooping like a team that makes the playoffs but gets eliminated in the second round, it's time to step up your game . . . and poop like a champion today. How? By buying a high-fiber cereal that's literally called Poop Like a Champion.
It's available on Amazon and a box will run you $12, but it just might be worth it.
It's got two more grams of total fiber than Fiber One cereal, five more grams of soluble fiber . . . and a three-and-a-half star rating after 310 reviews.
The reviews basically agree the flavor isn't amazing . . . but you're not buying it for the taste. As one reviewer wrote, quote, "Works as advertised."