Yet Another (and very funny) Super Bowl add:

Incept Date: Uncertain
Model Series 02 1A-H Combat;Minimum Self Sufficiency
Mods: Enhanced Reflexes, Low Light/IR Vision, Expanded Temperature Resistance Range, Bio Steel Combat Chassis.
Known Defects: Hates to fight, whines incessantly, paranoid and generally confused.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 113.398 kilograms
Eyes: Green/Blue

Metallica has announced that it is auctioning off an autographed, customized guitar to help raise money for the people of Haiti. According to Noisecreep, the band posted a message online saying, "(Metallica) have partnered with charitybuzz.com to auction a signed and personalized ESP Ltd. Viper guitar. The axe, which boasts a high-gloss, redwood grain finish and custom ESP pick ups, will be signed by all four band members. But beyond the John Hancocks, drummer Lars Ulrichwill also customize the autograph with whatever the winning bidder likes -- be it his or her name, favorite Metallica song or otherwise."
CHECK IT OUT: Bid on the guitar at http://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/291506