Here's what happens when you try to shoot a large animal . . . and miss. Over the weekend, a poacher in Zimbabwe tried to KILL an endangered elephant inside a protected safari area in a national park. He shot at the elephant, one a lot like this I would imagine...and....

 Missed. But the elephant did NOT miss in his response.  He promptly TRAMPLED and KILLED the poacher, who ended up looking a lot like this...                             

The police arrested two guys who were with the poacher.  Both are facing charges for possession of firearms. 

http://www.sundaymail.co.zw/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35403:elephant-tramples-poacher-to-death&catid=38:local-news&Itemid=131#.UZTw5qLVA_v

Black Sabbath will make a rare TV appearance TONIGHT (Wednesday, May 15th) when the band performs its new song "End Of The Beginning" on the season finale of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, airing at 9:00 p.m. CST on CBS-TV. The episode's plot follows the CSI team as they investigate a series of murders that resemble the sins in Dante's Inferno, with the detectives played by Ted Danson and Marc Vann attending a Sabbath concert as part of their search for clues into the killings.  

She sure did! Came in at #69!  "Maxim" says, quote, "After Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love.  Why not?  She's got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini."

No, they seriously did this. lol  The top 10 were:

1. Miley Cyrus                                                                                                                                                                            

followed by...

2.  Selena Gomez  

3.  Rihanna 

4.  Mila Kunis 

5.  Jennifer Lawrence 

6.  Jennifer Love Hewitt 

7.  Ashley Tisdale

 8.  Kate Upton 

9.  Vanessa Hudgens 

10.  Elisha Cuthbert